"He was clearly asking for trouble,” remarked the father of two, strolling past the deli counter with a loaded pistol as if the roast beef would suddenly come back to life and charge.

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“Oh, so if a cartoon bear walks around without pants or underwear it’s totally fine and cute, but a 33-year-old man does it and suddenly it’s a crime?” grumbled Burke.