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The Slug Report
The latest news delivered at a slug's pace
Mackenzie Moore
25 minutes ago
Born-Again Christian Russell Brand Clarifies He Is Christ Reborn
“Ha, King James Version. We’ll see about that,” muttered the former disc jockey as he flipped to a random page.
Mackenzie Moore
1 day ago
Mitch McConnell Reaching Across Aisle For Uppies
“Ah jeez, he’s doing that thing again,” sighed Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar as McConnell extended his arms in her direction, opening and closing his hands while staring unblinkingly.
Mackenzie Moore
Oct 6
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