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Born-Again Christian Russell Brand Clarifies He Is Christ Reborn
“Ha, King James Version. We’ll see about that,” muttered the former disc jockey as he flipped to a random page.
Mackenzie Moore
18 hours ago


Mitch McConnell Reaching Across Aisle For Uppies
“Ah jeez, he’s doing that thing again,” sighed Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar as McConnell extended his arms in her direction, opening and closing his hands while staring unblinkingly.
Mackenzie Moore
Oct 6


Family Vacation Ruined By Dad’s Toes
"I’d forget everything I hold dear if it meant being freed of the image of my father squeezing the white-sand beach between his yellow-nailed grippers," said Stiegel's visibly shaken daughter.
Mackenzie Moore
Oct 5
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