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The Slug Report
The latest news delivered at a slug's pace
Lindsey Graham’s Funeral Includes Separate Roommate Section
"He was quite the devil back then too,” chuckled 71-year-old Gary Hall. “Except it was less pro-bombing and anti-autonomy, more pro-tickling and anti-me shaving my chest hair.”
Mackenzie Moore
3 minutes ago
Op-Ed: I May Be a Kentucky Derby Horse, but Please Just Call Me Robert
Giving the Kentucky Derby's star athletes ridiculous names is all part of the marketing machine. But I'm three years old, and I deserve respect, dammit.
Mackenzie Moore
May 1
Iran War, March Madness, and Conan O'Brien's Cleavage
The Desk 3/19/26
Mackenzie Moore
Mar 19
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