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The Slug Report
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Parent wondering where school got the gall to educate child
“They’re teaching him things I’ve never even heard before — why would I trust any of that garbage?” questioned Sanders, having read zero books since graduating high school in 2005.
Mackenzie Moore
Sep 3
Kid from broken home refuses to stop smashing walls with sledgehammer
“Breaking things is fun!” explained Timothy, his beaming face caked with drywall dust.
Mackenzie Moore
Jun 9
‘Nobody cares about Pride Month’ says man talking about it constantly
"I’m sick of this rainbow flag BS," the Iowan posted on Facebook for the 17th time in five days.
Mackenzie Moore
Jun 5
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