Fallen NFL star O.J. Simpson passed away on Wednesday night following a battle with prostate cancer.
At which point, Norm Macdonald was finally able to ascend into Heaven.
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"Golden Bachelor" couple Gerry Turner and Theresa Nist have split after a three-month marriage.
The decision is said to have been made due to timing, family, and having to pick between living in Indiana or New Jersey.
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A Labrador retriever who helped in the aftermath of the earthquake in Taiwan is receiving attention online after it was learned he was removed from a drug-sniffing program for being "too friendly and boisterous."
If I saw a drug-sniffing dog acting friendly and boisterous, I would just assume that they're really good at their job.
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Consumer Reports has launched a petition to ban Lunchables from school meal programs after finding the products had even more sodium and lead than the store-bought version.
Maybe after this, schools will give the kids more vegetables — by which I mean pizza.
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Buzzfeed posted an article entitled "Khloé Kardashian Just Cut Her Hair The Shortest I've Seen In A While."
The bombshell report put all other articles on hold for the website, including "I Feel Like I Haven't Seen Paul Rudd Wear a Hat in a Bit."
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The white Ford Bronco used in O.J. Simpson's famous 1994 chase has been placed in a crime museum in Tennessee.
They wanted to put it in the Smithsonian, but sadly, it didn't fit.
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