Newly-graduated anatomy major still unaware of ways of the female body

Just over a week after the ceremony, new biological sciences graduate Davis Rundgren has noticed a glaring gap in his knowledge. Namely, the ways of the female human body. 

“When I was a freshman, I just assumed it would come to me naturally. Four years later, I know about as much about chicks as Charles Darwin knew about Bitcoin,” admitted Rundgren. 

Given the 22-year-old’s studies, one may assume he’d have an in-depth understanding of women’s anatomy. However, in the mind of the University of Wisconsin-Madison alumnus, the subject simply never came up.

“I have zero memory of this being covered. Maybe it was, but I had to have been out sick,” said Rundgren, forgetting his perfect attendance record and at least a dozen lectures on the topic he simply did not pay attention to. 

Having missed out on being the class valedictorian by just 10 slots, the lifelong bachelor has shown himself to be hypothetically capable of wrapping his head around the bodily systems of half the world’s population. 

Yet, his current level of knowledge could be matched by a table full of pre-teen boys in a middle school cafeteria. 

“There’s at least some misconceptions I know of. Having more than two holes below the waist, not being able to hold in their periods, the ability to experience an orgasm — things that would be incredibly unladylike if true,” offered the younger brother of two sisters. 

Hoping to begin medical school in the next couple years, Rundgren’s current plan is to “grasp it on the fly” through patients during his OB/GYN rotation, noting that he’s “more of a hands-on learner.”

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