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Trump deported to El Salvador after stating 'homegrown criminals are next'
“Please disregard any images of the first lady popping champagne, high-fiving, and grinning from ear to ear," said press secretary Karoline Leavitt.
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Penguin-only islands targeted by Trump tariffs ‘strongly considering’ military action against United States
“You ever seen ‘Mr. Popper’s Penguins’? We are conniving sons of bitches," threatened eastern rockhopper penguin Bruce Elliot.
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Shein April Fools’ prank just photoshopped image of happy, healthy adult factory workers
“I’m energized and excited to spend my entire career at Shein, which I began working for at an appropriately mature age," said the caption.
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Soul of Aaron Rodgers requests trade to new person
"Being here is a waste of my time, and I'm immortal," explained the frustrated energy.
Mackenzie Moore
3 days ago2 min read
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Jason Kelce retires, immediately throws all clothing in bonfire
The Super Bowl champion notably did not set any of his underwear ablaze, most likely because he did not own any to begin with.
Mackenzie Moore
Mar 4, 20242 min read
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Bucky Badger, Willie the Wildcat attend therapy together prior to matchup: 'For Becky'
"She wanted to eat Bec-key Lime Pie ice cream and drink glass after glass of milk. You're a cat — you're lactose intolerant!" said Bucky.
Mackenzie Moore
Nov 10, 20233 min read
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Fetus named top college football recruit of 2041
"We're just excited to get this guy viable outside of the womb and onto the gridiron," said Coach Fickell.
Mackenzie Moore
Aug 19, 20232 min read
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Packer fans’ cheese eating session more emotionally charged today
“I ate a block of sharp cheddar like it was a candy bar, but not in the fun way I’m used to,” said Packers owner Greg Kilovsky.
Mackenzie Moore
Mar 15, 20232 min read
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